Most of the Time-Bob Dylan

I believe the feeling when you're homesick, WHILE you're at home is called heartbroken.

Truth.

I swear, to the Lord, Jesus Christ, Ashley Graham will be mine. Not the Resident Evil character, the plus-sized model.

WHAT ABOUT THEM?!

Hey media. I know you're all into this "celebrity news" fad. But for fuck's sake, leave Kevin Smith alone and maybe focus on the hundreds of thousands of people who've perished in the blink of an eye... If at least one single solitary soul agrees with me on this, i know I've done my job right.

Succubosso Explosion

I don't twang or tweet, only twat.

Art you can work it to...

New stuff. Look at it. Masturbate to it.

Twen-Ten Be Upon us.

2009: I had several three-ways and Rob Zombie was playing during said three-ways... Your move 2010.

A word in your ear...

Let's admit. There are words that irk people. Even the word irk. But recently i was asked the simple question of what my least favorite word is. I realized i couldn't come up with an honest answer there on the spot. So i told the man who had asked me that i need a while to think about it...

...and i thought...

The single word in the entirety of language that i hate the most, more than anything on this planet is...


Roasted.

That is all.