Best Lines from Deleted Scenes

Some of the funniest lines from movies sometimes never make it into the final product here are some of the best quotes from deleted scenes.

*Note: these are from memory, not verbatum. Don't tell me how to do things, ya testicle.


"Wake.Surf.Doobie.Chow.Party.Helmet.Sleep." - Forgetting Sarah Marshall

"Schindler's Piss. It could be in black and white, with penises and assholes highlighted red..."
"dude..."
"You're right, we'll go straight to hell for that." - Zack and Miri make a Porno

" It smells like the inside of a fake leg!" - Anchorman

" If you smell...what the PIMP IS COOKIN!" - Friday After Next

" Jazzercise? Why does your mom have an aerobics tape in her car?" - Mallrats

" If she told you to eat her puss, kiss her ass, lick her feet, chow down on her shit, nigger you'd aim to please." - True Romance

and of course...

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