Most of the Time-Bob Dylan

I believe the feeling when you're homesick, WHILE you're at home is called heartbroken.

Truth.

I swear, to the Lord, Jesus Christ, Ashley Graham will be mine. Not the Resident Evil character, the plus-sized model.

WHAT ABOUT THEM?!

Hey media. I know you're all into this "celebrity news" fad. But for fuck's sake, leave Kevin Smith alone and maybe focus on the hundreds of thousands of people who've perished in the blink of an eye... If at least one single solitary soul agrees with me on this, i know I've done my job right.

Succubosso Explosion

I don't twang or tweet, only twat.

Art you can work it to...

New stuff. Look at it. Masturbate to it.