Some of the funniest lines from movies sometimes never make it into the final product here are some of the best quotes from deleted scenes.
*Note: these are from memory, not verbatum. Don't tell me how to do things, ya testicle.
"Wake.Surf.Doobie.Chow.Party.Helmet.Sleep." - Forgetting Sarah Marshall
"Schindler's Piss. It could be in black and white, with penises and assholes highlighted red..."
"dude..."
"You're right, we'll go straight to hell for that." - Zack and Miri make a Porno
" It smells like the inside of a fake leg!" - Anchorman
" If you smell...what the PIMP IS COOKIN!" - Friday After Next
" Jazzercise? Why does your mom have an aerobics tape in her car?" - Mallrats
" If she told you to eat her puss, kiss her ass, lick her feet, chow down on her shit, nigger you'd aim to please." - True Romance
and of course...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sLuNwIPXlI
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment